*mom voice* no sexting at the dinner table honey please
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there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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